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Mar. 25th, 2010 11:57 pmDear Universe,
I've been thanking you lots recently for providing me with wonderful thing everyday. Don't let this letter sound like a criticism. Really, I've just got a question.
Why do my hands smell of sautéed vegetables?
I sautéed half the contents of my fridge (no, really. When my "fridge" is actually a single drawer in the intern refrigerator, a bunch of green beans, a container of mushrooms, an onion, a jar of pasta sauce, and a vegan sausage really is half the contents. As you well know, Universe.) at lunch today. Smells permeate skin. No surprises there.
But I've since washed dishes 3 separate times, washed my hands a few more times, change clothes, showered, and put on lotion.
AND YET.
I still smell of sauté!
Perfumedly yours,
- Alina
I've been thanking you lots recently for providing me with wonderful thing everyday. Don't let this letter sound like a criticism. Really, I've just got a question.
Why do my hands smell of sautéed vegetables?
I sautéed half the contents of my fridge (no, really. When my "fridge" is actually a single drawer in the intern refrigerator, a bunch of green beans, a container of mushrooms, an onion, a jar of pasta sauce, and a vegan sausage really is half the contents. As you well know, Universe.) at lunch today. Smells permeate skin. No surprises there.
But I've since washed dishes 3 separate times, washed my hands a few more times, change clothes, showered, and put on lotion.
AND YET.
I still smell of sauté!
Perfumedly yours,
- Alina
